Some funny Christmas quotes to handle with a little smile a quiet Christmas afternoon....
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. (Anonymous)
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. (Phyllis Diller)
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. (Jay Leno)
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. (Anonymous)
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. (Anonymous)
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. (Tom Sims)
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. (Bernard Manning)
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. (Anonymous)
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. (Robert Paul)
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. (Richard Lamm)
Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas. (John Cleese, "Monty Python")
Hey, this is such a nice collection og quotes about Christmas. Christmas is near that's why I also collected some good Christmas quotes for you to get some inspiration as well, as much as I get from here. Thanks and happy holidays!
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