If people
evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
When we are
in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then
apologizes for doing so; do we say “It’s all right”? Well, it isn’t all right
so why don’t we say, “That really hurt you dumb sh*t, why don’t you watch where
you’re going?
If 4 out of
5 people suffer from diarrhoea…. Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
If it’s
true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here
for?
Do Lipton
Tea employees take “coffee breaks”?
If a cow
laughed would milk come out of her nose?
Why, why,
why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
Why do
banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you’re
broke?
Why is it
that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe
you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it
to check?
Why do they
use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why doesn’t
Tarzan have a beard?
Why do
people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to
eat will have materialized?
Why is it
that no plastic bag will ever open from the first end you try?
Why, in
winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
How come
you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And the
last one….. The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends.
If they’re OK? (then, it’s you!)
REMEMBER, a
day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine
is, like …… night!!!
Hahahaha! They are all good food for thought. I'm guilty of a few, especially the refrigerator one :)
ReplyDeleteHugs from Ohio,
I.
Yes Ivana, all of them are subjects to think about on a rainy Sunday evening hahaha... I am glad you enjoyed them! Kisses!!!
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