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Friday, 26 October 2012

ODD QUESTIONS TO THINK ABOUT..... OR MAYBE NOT!


 If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so; do we say “It’s all right”? Well, it isn’t all right so why don’t we say, “That really hurt you dumb sh*t, why don’t you watch where you’re going?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea…. Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Do Lipton Tea employees take “coffee breaks”?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

Why, why, why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you’re broke?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will ever open from the first end you try?

Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And the last one….. The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK? (then, it’s you!)

REMEMBER, a day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like …… night!!!


2 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! They are all good food for thought. I'm guilty of a few, especially the refrigerator one :)
    Hugs from Ohio,
    I.

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    1. Yes Ivana, all of them are subjects to think about on a rainy Sunday evening hahaha... I am glad you enjoyed them! Kisses!!!

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