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Sunday, 18 April 2010


In a Sunday gloomy afternoon like this in Madrid and without the volcanic cloud over here yet, I've thought some humour would be nice to cheer us up a little with these jokes that a friend has recently sent me ...........

  •  My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.  And then the fight started..

  •  Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,"The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied,"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" 
         And that's how the fight started...

  • My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her some bathroom scales.
         And then the fight started...
  • When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place, I took her to a petrol station. 
         And then the fight started...

  • My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
          And then the fight started...
  • I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""Nah, she can order for herself."
         And then the fight started...


  1. It's gloomy (and cold) here as well. Good day to stay under the blankets with a good book and a cup of hot tea (or a glass of wine ;)

  2. Let us hope the weather will change soon Ivanhoe! we are so fed up with cold and rain and wind and snow (though I love snow!) that we are looking forward to having sun already! Enjoy your book and your cup of hot tea and have a nice week my friend of Cleveland.


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